Saturday, June 04, 2005

Catblogging

I thought I would succumb to a long-standing blogging tradition: Catblogging.

That's basically blogging about cats.

So here you go.


Bandit-What is this gray device you are waving in front of me?


Lucky-You want my picture? Fuck that.


Bandit-Oooooooh. Shiny.


Bandit-I can't believe I'm about to do this...


Lucky-Stupid walls, always in the way. What the.... what is Bandit doing?!?!


Bandit-What the... what am I doing?!?!


Bandit-I would flip you off for making me do that, but the closest I can do is to attack that string hanging from the camera.


Lucky-This is entertaining enough to turn fully around. My my.


Bandit-I am officially ignoring you. Begone, filthy human.


Lucky-You're stupid, and retarded, and I can't believe I associate with you, and crazy, and...


Bandit-Woah. I didn't know lucky had such a vocabulary.


Shadow-*sigh* I wish I was a cat.


Bandit-Your camera smells like dog.


Lucky-and dirty, and smelly, and in need of a wash, and manic-depressive, and...


Bandit-I'm going to be lonely forever... *sigh*


Lucky-and pale, and ugly, and you have weird hair, and you think you can talk to us, and you associate with the dogs, and...


Bandit-I know I can defeat the string! I know it!


Bandit-Oh, screw it. The camera string is easier.
Lucky (in background)-and your breath smells, and you're materialistic, and-hey, are you listening to me?-and you poop too much, and you read too much, and you bug us too much...

2 comments:

Nihcoal said...

That was cute, The captions added a nice touch Lol.
It took like 20 minutes for the pictures to load on my aunts compy tho, she has crappy dial-up.
May Dial-up internet connection Burn!

Patrick said...

Lol... The captions were the most fun part.

Dial up sucks. Dial up *should* burn.