Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets (which, btw, are made by nestle but not mentioned ONCE on nestle's website) have a NEW, CRISPIER, CHEESIER CRUST!!!. Now, our family is not big on CHEESIER. NEW and CRISPIER and CRUST are ok. CHEESIER tends to be questioned by us. So, my mother bought none of these NEW, CRISPIER, CHEESIER CRUSTed hot pockets on her last trip to the grocery (yes, hoosiers shop at Marsh. Wanna make something of it??). Unfortunately, one particular member of the family survives on hot pockets for lunch. If avoidable, I this particular family member will eat nothing for lunch excepting hot dogs and hot pockets. Now, after a week of hotdogs and a weekend of staring at the pantry looking for something to eat, I this family began to miss his hot pockets. So he requested some from the grocery store. Now that he has finished his first new hot pocket, he would like to rate it.

My rating is: I-Can't-Taste-The-Fucking-Difference. Sure, it looks cheesier and/or burnt, and it smells cheeseier when it's frozen (though I'd have to admit that I have never smelled a normal one while it was frozen), but when it comes to taste.... it's basically the same. I guess that's better than what doritos did, because they're supposed to be new and better tasting, but not a single person I have talked to likes the new kind better. Dumbasses at Doritos. Don't fix what ain't broken.

That goes for the freaks at nestle, too, but they got off on the fact that there's no difference between the old kind and the new kind.

Dumbasses.