Liveblogging the VMAs

7.37 WFT?!!
Green Day won best rock video? That vid is fucking boring, and the song isn't even that great. Any of those other nominees over green day. Namely, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, etc. Goddamn political angst-ridden teenagers.

7.46
I don't know what the award was, but Alicia Keys deserved to win it.

7.50
Because we haven't heard La Tortura enough.

7.55
*almost wants to see 50's movie*

7.57
commercials are so dumb nowadays.. Fair Enough, Comcast parental controls.. hospice concert...

8.29...
Checking the mtv site to see who's won what while I've been eating... Green Day has won 5 fucking awards.
Grr.
Checked pop video nominees.. Jeez. Stupid pop.

8.40
Grr. I don't like MTV anymore... I need mtv2, maaan. MTV has too much rap and green day. MTV2 has good music.

8.44
Speaking of which... MTV2 award! *glued to tv*
Fall Out Boy. Not my first choice, but not too bad. *shrug* Better them than Akon.

8.56
Comcast is impossible. I just wanna know if I can get MTV2 without a whole other package. Apparently not. Damn.

8.57
Heh.. Missy Elliot sonded like Anna Nicole Smith, but black. Kinda funny, really. Like she's on something.

9.00
Coldplay. Real music. Finally. Why aren't they winning anything?? They deserve it more than Green Day...

9.04
Grrr video of the year nominees. Only good ones are coldplay and green day. And I'm mad at green day. So the only good one is coldplay. See, I wouldn't begrudge Green Day the video of the year award nearly as much, since it's only them and coldplay. But best rock video? No fucking way.

9.22
Hmmm. I wouldn't call myself a musical outcast... but as far as awards and concert dates go... I pretty much am. Damn.

9.30
*gives up on mtv for a while and goes on launch*

9.37
Ok, so I went back to mtv.
Mariah Carey just got done singing... And that was a damn impressive high note. Kinda took me by surprise there, considering she's normally all... alto. But was it just me, or were all her backup dancers grabbing their dicks every 2 seconds?

...Pop culture is so stupid.

Ok. Battery dying. This concludes my liveblogging.

Excuse me while I switch this crap off and put on some Clarsach music. (look it up.)